Husband: Swere swere ki rola paaya hoyea eh....?
Wife: Sutta reh kanjra, tera hi syapa karan lagi aa..:
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Ek machhar sucide karne ke liye chhipkali ke samne jake bola plz eat me, but usne mna kar diya, why?
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Bcoz uska karvachoth ka varat tha. .